tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12050759.post114227367106307375..comments2007-04-14T23:25:43.564-05:00Vhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03465258951610999466noreply@blogger.comBlogger22125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12050759.post-1172814808419966232007-03-02T00:53:00.000-05:002007-03-02T00:53:00.000-05:00In honour of such a great holiday, I offer the following Not-For-Hallmark greetings….<BR/><BR/>It’s March 14th<BR/>You know what that means<BR/>I’ll gobble your knob<BR/>And juggle your beans<BR/>Now eat your steak<BR/>Like a good little chum<BR/>And when you’re all finished<BR/>I’ll swallow your cum!<BR/><BR/>For more information about this wonderful holiday, make sure to visit: www.SteakAndBJ.com.Richardhttp://www.steakandbj.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12050759.post-1142481028520832992006-03-15T22:50:00.000-05:002006-03-15T22:50:00.000-05:00Stat rape guys have always been your achilles heel, V.<BR/><BR/>I would prefer Blow and a Steak Job day, wherein I ingest copious amounts of coke while working at Outback.dnhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00641138198959462389noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12050759.post-1142438926598856492006-03-15T11:08:00.000-05:002006-03-15T11:08:00.000-05:00Anon 10:24: With modern technology such as the TV tray your fantasy can become a reality!<BR/><BR/>Phil: Props on getting laid (even if it is your wife). Get her tipsy next time and see if BJ magic happens for you.Vhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03465258951610999466noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12050759.post-1142438520546735492006-03-15T11:02:00.000-05:002006-03-15T11:02:00.000-05:00V: I did get laid, but I ate pizza and got no bj.Philhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17114024071308202092noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12050759.post-1142436245899153462006-03-15T10:24:00.000-05:002006-03-15T10:24:00.000-05:00Yes a different day it should be. One half of the requirment is obvious but the food group choice eludes me being male. I mean that which would be eaten, or rather that which is...umm never mind.<BR/><BR/>A novel approach would be the simultaneous recieving of both gifts yes?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12050759.post-1142434841144673682006-03-15T10:00:00.000-05:002006-03-15T10:00:00.000-05:00RC: I hope you do<BR/><BR/>Chase: Thanks<BR/><BR/>Anon 7:23: First, thank you. I haven't had a hater in a while and it feels good. Now, to respond that was not what my post said. My point was an appreciation of the simplicity of happy relationship w/ a male versus how very complex women often think it is. As to your Kanye and Hemingway references I don't get what you're going for there and I'm pretty familiar w/ both. And, how did you know my boyfriend is a dick who drives a beamer and loves stat rape?! That is so weird! <BR/><BR/>Anon 9:27: Good one. <BR/><BR/>Anon 9:51: Hm, while I at first contended it was V-day for the ladies, there is a case to made that it should be a different day. I shall give it some consideration and get back to you.Vhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03465258951610999466noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12050759.post-1142434314377497142006-03-15T09:51:00.000-05:002006-03-15T09:51:00.000-05:00Where is the equivalent holiday for the female gender? <BR/><BR/>V I task you to do something about this gross and blatant eniquity.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12050759.post-1142389653711465002006-03-14T21:27:00.000-05:002006-03-14T21:27:00.000-05:00where do i bring the steakAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12050759.post-1142382217363113102006-03-14T19:23:00.000-05:002006-03-14T19:23:00.000-05:00Did the world really need one more "straight men are status-seeking dumbasses" post? Kanye seems to like nice clothes and Hemingway may have overthought things once or twice. And you won't have too much trouble finding love poems written by men for women if you stop by, oh, western civilization. I'm sorry your boyfriend is a Beamer-driving, statutory-rape-committing dick, but that doesn't describe half of earth's population.<BR/><BR/>Anyway, enjoy the day.<BR/><BR/>make mine raaaaaaaaaaare/<BR/>... n'don't forget to swallowAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12050759.post-1142376028789843002006-03-14T17:40:00.000-05:002006-03-14T17:40:00.000-05:00Woo! Hoo! Love it, Love it Love it! ha ha Well said my friend, well said.Complacent Chasehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14644234056381418300noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12050759.post-1142373425196213902006-03-14T16:57:00.000-05:002006-03-14T16:57:00.000-05:00I wouldn't mind celebrating this day every day.Rhinestone Cowgirlhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16985428063787100972noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12050759.post-1142369332222007782006-03-14T15:48:00.000-05:002006-03-14T15:48:00.000-05:00Michelle: Excellent<BR/><BR/>Phil: You think you sending her the link w/ hint hint in the subject line wouldn't go over so well :)<BR/><BR/>RCR: It is so very true...so you're thinking what, 3 series?Vhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03465258951610999466noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12050759.post-1142367118656850622006-03-14T15:11:00.000-05:002006-03-14T15:11:00.000-05:00"So while you are overanalyzing his “If that’s what you want” comment for the past four days, he’s happily thinking about bracketology or which series of beamer would make it most likely he could pick up on G-town freshmen."<BR/><BR/>Bravo. Bravo, indeed.rcrhttp://www.rockcreekrambler.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12050759.post-1142361888674703612006-03-14T13:44:00.000-05:002006-03-14T13:44:00.000-05:00Please forward this to my wife.Philhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17114024071308202092noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12050759.post-1142347740324289642006-03-14T09:49:00.000-05:002006-03-14T09:49:00.000-05:00LOL I blogged about this too. We gotta get the word out!michellehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08297930650623348085noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12050759.post-1142347066111389782006-03-14T09:37:00.000-05:002006-03-14T09:37:00.000-05:00PRSlave: It's only fair<BR/><BR/>Lonnie: I try<BR/><BR/>AM: Shit, at least enjoy some steak...and w/ enough martinis who knows! :)Vhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03465258951610999466noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12050759.post-1142303197605579952006-03-13T21:26:00.000-05:002006-03-13T21:26:00.000-05:00I heart steak & bj day...I would totally partake if there were anyone to give my love to...<BR/><BR/>...and only if I get some steak too!Asian Mistresshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09459823951244972618noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12050759.post-1142302580798253222006-03-13T21:16:00.000-05:002006-03-13T21:16:00.000-05:00ok, that was hilarious.Lonnie Brunerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07261407121978995986noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12050759.post-1142284504370767542006-03-13T16:15:00.000-05:002006-03-13T16:15:00.000-05:00God bless you and your equal opportunity agendas!PRSlaveDChttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16690446780662979907noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12050759.post-1142278218257404602006-03-13T14:30:00.000-05:002006-03-13T14:30:00.000-05:00Roar: Probably not, TMI, I would say :)<BR/><BR/>NC: It's such an important day, the more we can spread the word, the better.Vhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03465258951610999466noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12050759.post-1142277997884055102006-03-13T14:26:00.000-05:002006-03-13T14:26:00.000-05:00Hilarious! I was totally going to blog about this tomorrow!!!!NotCarriehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08141505246848580782noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12050759.post-1142274734737226412006-03-13T13:32:00.000-05:002006-03-13T13:32:00.000-05:00"hurts so good." Love it! You're so funny.<BR/><BR/>So, will we get a run-down of your S&BJ date and how it, uhm, went over?RoarSavagehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08624441010286109626noreply@blogger.com