Get Out the Scrapbook: Lovers Happy Hour II

Our last Lovers Happy Hour was such a success, we have decided to keep the good times rolling, my friends.

Who: Roosh and me

When: Thursday, November 30 @ 8PM

Where : The one and only Chi-Cha Lounge on U Street

While Chi-Cha means many things to many people, I have four key memories:

1. I met a “multi-millionaire military government contractor” there who offered to fly me (and my friends) to California that night (they had a jet leaving). Needless to say, I didn’t go, but a google search the next day did prove that he did in fact own a weapons development company in California.

2. For no good reason, my friend made up a fairly elaborate story that he was an Indy Car driver in Italy, which included some fairly technical B.S. about drinking and his championships. The girl bought it. Girls are stupid.

3. I met the prettiest straight man I have ever seen. Sure, it may have been the several drinks, but the girls I was with were totally stunned when I asked our waiter if he was gay, and he said no. My first assumption was that he was saying so for tips, but two other servers confirmed that this little Adonis was in fact, on my team. Crazy.

4. I celebrated the life of Ol'Dirty Bastard there when he left this mortal coil on November 13th. I berated the DJ until he played multiple Wu-Tang and ODB songs, including, the beloved, “Got Your Money.”

I think we can do better than this--see you there!