Wednesday, October 11, 2006

Brought Up to the Bigs.

I’ve been training for years.

Working on my shot slamming (slippery nipple, red headed slut, SoCo and Lime, Jagermeister, straight chilled Petron Gold)

Working on the charm (getting smashed, taking a friend with and getting smashed, chatting with familiar faces while getting smashed, chatting with new and familiar faces and getting smashed, licking faces)

Working on the hostessing (Lovely dinner parties, grandma's 80th, my sweet 16 extravaganza, the connections with coke dealers and strippers and my friends that give lap dances)

Working on the dance moves (with drink and side to side shuffle, with drink and hip shake, with drink and ass drop, with drink in cage, with drink and on invisible pole)

Working on the wardrobe (sexy professional, short skirt / tasteful top, fun going out with a little cleve, full-on slut wear)

Finally, I got the call from just the right co-hosts...
Let the love begin

The Lovers Happy Hour

Hosted by DC Bachelor & Sally and Circle V

Thursday, October 19, 2006 @ 8:00 p.m.

Cafe Citron


Blogger Kathryn Is So Over said...

I'm so proud of you I could cry. You're all growns up!

(See ya there.)

9:51 AM  
Blogger V said...

K: (sniff) I know, and your hostess with the mostess ways have certainly been an inspiration.

10:06 AM  
Blogger Irish Red said...

How adorable!!

Watchout for those redheaded sluts though - they'll gettcha every time!

10:20 AM  
Blogger roosh said...

no need to read the words... the photo montage says it all

10:35 AM  
Blogger V said...

Irish: Well, I hope to see you and all your redheaded slut shooting friends there!

DCB: Hell yes, and just think of all the crazy shit that we couldn't's going to be effing awesome.

10:44 AM  
Blogger KassyK said...

Hon-You know I wouldn't miss a happy hour that my fave girl is throwing but I may be going to NYC Thurs night for a long weekend-You think the theatrics and booze are worth it for changing the plans?
...Damn tough one--I'll keep you updated. ;-)

11:23 AM  
Blogger Virgle Kent said...

In the last photo is sally making fun of KAC???



OMG milk just came out my nose...

ha ah ah ahahah haha ahha hfasdhfasdjfhlasdfhaljsdfhlkajsdhflasd

11:32 AM  
Blogger Heather B. said...

maybe I'll go and actually stay out for longer than an hour...

11:52 AM  
Blogger V said...

Kassy: My happy hour experience would just not be the same w/out you!

VK: You bad, add that to your many b-day spankings I owe you ;)

Heather: That would be fab--

1:13 PM  
Anonymous Sally said...

VK, please. You know I do a better impersonation than that. That pic is me making a moustache with V's hair, although come to think of it KAC does have some nice shading on her upper lip.

1:38 PM  
Blogger DC Cookie said...

Shit. Apparently I'm available. My liver hates me already...

1:56 PM  
Blogger Needtsza said...

what makes this a "lovers" happy hour?

2:59 PM  
Blogger V said...

Sally: Spanking for you, too. This is going to be on hot happy hour.

DC Cookie: Ah, yes, it hurts so good...

Need: L'amore is a magical thing so I'd say it means all your dreams will come true. Not bad for a couple hours of mojitos, eh.

3:09 PM  
Blogger Bad at Life said...

Does this mean that you all won't be at the happy hour this friday? 'cause scott and i had been planning on heading to the hunt and it simply won't be the same if i can't talk shit to you about our yet-to-be contest...although i guess there's always room for multiple happy hours.

5:25 PM  
Blogger NotCarrie said...

You definitely make it sound like fun!

5:40 PM  
Blogger V said...

BAL: Good question, I will TOTALLY be at the blogger HH this Friday--plan on talking some shit, brotha :)

Notcarrie: Well, girl, it's time to bring it!

5:50 PM  
Blogger Sean said...

Gee V, you have really nice ti....teeth. Seriously, who's your dentist? He/She is superb :-)

6:12 PM  
Blogger Asian Mistress said...

Haha I'm glad that the random candid ass picture I took of you and DCB is getting so much love and use. :)

11:01 PM  
Blogger V said...

Sean: You funny guy :)

AM: You know it--nice work.

11:34 AM  
Blogger Namaste said...

sorry i have to miss it. sounds like an awesome time. pictures must follow!

2:47 PM  
Blogger stevenjared0853 said...

Oh wow, this party looks outstanding. I am really happy to find these details here. We are also finding one of the best beachside LA venues for our 5th wedding anniversary bash. It will be great if anyone here could share some suggestions for DIY decorations!

12:58 AM  

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