Two true stories about the same person
I’ve never discussed this particular friend on my blog before, let’s call her Kelly.
So Kelly is real drunk one night coming home late from the bar. She enters the lobby of her rather large apartment building and there is a guy there. He hits on her and she decides to invite him up to her place. They get it on. Post-coitus, they are talking. He starts to act a little funny. She asks what’s wrong. He explains this might be a little weird for them because he lives on the same floor as her—with his girlfriend.
A few days later she gets a note from the property manager to come see her. Kelly swings by and the property manager, a large, black woman, sits behind her desk saying nothing. She looks at Kelly and just starts moaning a la the orgasm scene in When Harry Met Sally. Kelly is stunned as this goes on. The manager stops, looks at her and says “Keep it down.”
Needless to say, it had been a rough week for Kelly.