A Recommendation: Sans Panties
If you have read any mindless celeb blogs lately, you’d know that Miss Lohan is really making a-go of winning Paris Hilton’s crown as Queen of the No Panties.
There are several recent examples of her freckled coo being flashed as she exits. And, while it is totally stupid of her to not wear undies knowing that a gillion people will be looking for such a photographic opportunity, I would like to take a minute to defend her commando choice.
In college, some of my guy friends could not sing the praises enough of those “Free Ball Fridays” where the boxers and briefs would be shed and the bits and pieces could run free.
However, I always thought just those slutty McSlut Sluts didn’t wear undies. You know, for slutty quickies. That was (obviously) wrong as soon thereafter, during my virginal days, I stopped wearing underwear. And, in fact, it was at the recommendation of my girl doctor (And, no, later loss of virginity had nothing to do with lack of underwear).
My gyno at the time was on a one woman crusade to stop females' rampant use of underwear—at least for several days a week. She explained that it is unhealthy for a lady’s vag to be covered up all the time. This covering can cause increased bacteria or other lady problem infections as well as an increase in stinky. She said even when a woman wears pantyhose, she should cut a hold in the crotch to, um, let it breathe.
At first I thought it was just a little too TMI, even from my lady doctor. But then one day I ran out of underwear and thought I’d give it a try. It was really, really weird at first, but after a few weeks of trying it intermittently, I now go sans panties as often as possible.
This little recomendation, ladies, is at the very least you should shed underwear at night and around the house. Of course, if you’re about to climb out of a limo into a flock of photographers, I’d grab a thong unless you want your cuntcake spread all over the blogosphere.
PS I just noticed Kathryn has posted a perspective about lady parts as well--go check it out.