Wednesday, August 16, 2006

A thousand words

This picture pleases me. Let's be honest, boob lovers out there, if you were a prince, you'd do the same, too. And, ladies, if a prince groped you and your large boobs that your papa paid a pretty penny for, you'd be happy, too.

Let's look at all the things that please me about this picture, feel free to add your own:

1. That little pot smoking Prince Harry is continuing to let the good times roll.

2. His more uptight HOT brother is also rolling. God, look at that effed up face on England's future King. Priceless.

3. The crucifix necklace on Tits McGee a.k.a Natalie. I mean when her protestant lord and savior died on the cross, you know deep down he was hoping this image will be ever so gently worn betwixt women's bosoms at hot London Clubs as they were getting groped by princes.

4. According to The Sun, which broke the “story,” ol’ Tits McGee has been a "close pal for years. The politics graduate has dated England cricketer Kevin Pietersen and England rugby star Matt Dawson." With friends like these, who needs hookers, eh.

5. One onlooker described the "incident": “She [Tits McGee] was very shocked but didn’t seem to mind in the slightest. I don’t suppose it’s every day an heir to the throne feels you up.” No shit, this rugby star banging horse face with the great rack doesn’t mind getting national exposure…huh, I mean she sure seems upset in the picture, right?

Love those Royals, "They're Just Like Us!"


Blogger Scot in DC said...

The picture is like 3 years old, but fun nonetheless!!

11:56 AM  
Blogger O-FACE said...

Dam she can get it......I'm just the court jester baby, no royalty but I can make a mean laugh.......Dude her breasts are priceless....I figured he had to be somebody important because he looks about 14 years old in the pic. Thought maybe she's his math teacher and he's the student who after school for "extra credit"....ooooohhhhhhhhhhhh

12:10 PM  
Blogger V said...

Scot: Watch you mouth! Royalty groping boobs will never, ever be old.

O: It's hilarious right--honk, honk!

12:16 PM  
Blogger A Unique Alias said...

Those are some fake-looking funbags.

12:40 PM  
Blogger Phil said...

I truly wish Harry would simply say, "I'm the prince....I don't give a f***".

Or just the old classic, "it's good to be the Prince.."

What are they going to do? Vote him out of the kingdom? He's a millionaire!

3:23 PM  
Blogger nick d said...

Everyday I thank George Washington we're not a monarchy.

Our Hollywood is enough royality for one country. ;)

3:29 PM  
Anonymous bill said...

Mutual "admiration" at its best. She gets to tell her friends she's been groped by a prince, he gets to pretend he's Henry VIII or something. But really, if not for the wrinkles above her left one, I'd think it was a Photoshop job.

3:41 PM  
Blogger Washington Cube said...

I am really loving that wasted shot of Prince William.

6:45 PM  
Blogger Asian Mistress said...

I love everything about this post.

10:02 PM  

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