Tuesday, August 08, 2006

Hey, drunk girl, where you at?!

Hey strangers! I bet you are just dying, dying to know how the happy hour went, eh? Aside from the usual excessive drinking, we also did some excessive smoking and excessive dancing. I did not bring my camera, so I'll have to ask DC Bach's "staff" to assist in that respect as I know there are a couple incriminating photos.

You may also be happy to know I stole the fine VK's sunglasses, and I doubt my boy will ever see them again (unless I'm wearin them).

I would also like to thank Bill for his blogger gifts and apologize to anyone who had to hear my description of why smoking a hookah was so fun ("It's like so rich, and full and like flavorful, but smooth and thick, you know, ohhh I just love it--no you HAVE TO try it").

Work is busy as of late so I need to start working on some shit in the evenings.

Posts to come include:
Why my okie conservative mother sounds like a liberal
Why you need to see Talladega Nights (it'll make you hard like a diamond in an ice storm)
Why I love table dancing
Why I saw no less than a dozen women topless on Saturday night but was not at a strip club
Why I hope the WPT loses
A group brainstorming session on how I will can never have to "work" again

Thanks for being patient, love you like lovers--


Anonymous bill said...

The more incriminating the photos, the better ;-)

It made you "hard like a diamond in an ice storm"? A dozen women went topless for Will Ferrell girl porn? It is difficult to be patient given your provocative suggestions, but if that is the price of your love ...

1:09 PM  
Blogger KassyK said...

Had a blast...Ok since I was there dancing on the tables, I am terrified of the incriminating photos the dcbach ladies may have of me as well. I have some of you too my darling. New job started today and swamped so I'm with you on evening posting too. MUAH great to see you sugar.

4:45 PM  
Blogger PaulP said...

I am interested to see why you hope the WPT loses. They have no case. There are only negative things that can come from this. The seven guys need to suck it up and deal with it. If it wasn't for the WPT how many people would know who "Jesus" is.

11:02 AM  
Blogger V said...

Paul: I'm not sure about that. It seems other sports can't use their likeness without some agreements from players and certainly can't make money off of it. I don't think it's a matter of sucking it up, I think it's a big organization taking advantage of the situation. And, you could make the "suck it up" argument for any athlete or actor who has benefited from national exposure, but that sure hasn't stopped them from having lawyers and contracts.

12:47 PM  
Blogger Sara said...

Surprise, surprise... You ended up with someone else's sunglasses... ;-)

11:26 PM  

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