Friday, July 28, 2006

Can you catch the herp on Myspace?

Some anonymous angel sent me the link to Lindsay Lohan’s myspace page. It’s not like other celeb's pages as she doesn't use it to promote her projects or music, it’s just a place for her friends. In fact, her name isn't even on it, and she only has a couple pictures like the one on the right with John C. Reilly and I think that lady from Sideways.

Here are a couple things from L-Lo's myspace page:

Her quote is "your mom uses proactiv"

Her About me: "6 letters, google."

She has a pro-Israel flag posted

I also liked what her friend Barr said on her comments section:

7/26/2006 6:18 AM
Loved seeing you tonite babe! I wanted to give you a hug but didn't want to interrupt your conversations. You did amazingly on "Forget About Dre" with Nic, Carlos and Sam. Hope you had fun and hopefully we can chat next week and maybe snap a few photos [I suck for forgetting my camera] XOXO. La la la looo-- whoo are you (caterpillar voice from Alice in Wonderland).

Yeah. I know. How much would you pay to see L-Lo singing “Forget About Dre?” Can you really put a price on that?

She also responded to her friend Barr, apparently, she still likes the word “cunt”

7/26/2006 6:08 PM
im's this fucking heat! im feeling a lot better though. but filming again tomorrow morning (cunts) jessie and mike are coming to visit me tomorrow, were going to flip la upside down, come with?


In other Internet news, these have been some of the searches that brought people to my blog:

"mario lopez flopping" (What's flopping of Mario's?)

"hey sexy, what's up?" (Why would someone google this?)

"Oklahoma Sluts" (via Wichita, Kansas) Dear sweet jesus, if you already ran through all the skanks in Wichita then finding sluts in Oklahoma should be the least of your worries.

"Sweaty boobs" (Number 3 on Google!!)

"busty blogspot html"

"fuckin eh i got a rash man" (via Canada, of course, eh!)

So have a great weekend everyone, I am currently working on a new HOT design for Circle V so bate that breath, baby!


Anonymous Shawn said...

yeah, that myspace page is something else. on the subject of miss lohan, check out this gem:
apparently, producers for her new movie are a little pissed over her latest collapse from 'exhaustion'.

12:54 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

1:02 PM  
Blogger I-66 said...

Bating the breath is not nearly as gratifying as bating the master.

1:26 PM  
Blogger Barbara said...

When you read those search strings, don't you sometimes wonder what you actually said that matched? I find myself clicking on my past posts to find out. I have gotten more readers through my lame post on NYDJ jeans than anything else!

1:46 PM  
Blogger Lonnie Bruner said...

Man, V sure does seem overly paranoid about catching the herp.

1:46 PM  
Blogger V said...

Shawn: Interesting, that would suck for her to get fired after she already took all that flack for the blow job scene.

i-66: Dirty boy!

B: Yes, if the post is linked then sometimes you can tell, but other times it's just weird

LB: Hey, it ain't easy bein a pimp, don't like hangin out at the free clinic

1:49 PM  
Blogger Lonnie Bruner said...

What's the genital herpes stat? 1 in 4 American women have it? Yikes! I'm glad I'm married.

2:02 PM  
Blogger KassyK said...

HAHA insane...what a page. That just made my day. 1 in 4...What's a newly single to do who loves sex like me? PORN MOVIES. Its the new (or not so new) safe sex.

2:34 PM  
Blogger nick d said...

Is there a whoa-mancrush on L-Lo we don't know about V? I kid I kid.

Speaking of which, I totally agree with you earlier in the week. Buy your true friends a drink this weekend folks, b/c some people will never have it as good. Esp. those who think they have it all.

Peace from the southeast!

3:05 PM  
Blogger Sean said...

Don't forget 4 in 100 people in DC have AIDS baby! AIDS! Enjoy your weekend....I leave you with this reminder (V, imagine Paris Hilton singing this to a reggae rhythm):

Everyone has AIDS!
Everyone has AIDS!

And so this is the end of our story
And everyone is dead from AIDS
It took from me my best friend
My only true pal
My only bright star (he died of AIDS)

Well I'm gonna march on Washington
Lead the fight and charge the brigades
There's a hero inside of all of us
I'll make them see everyone has AIDS

My father (AIDS!)
My sister (AIDS!)
My uncle and my cousin and her best friend (AIDS AIDS AIDS!)
The gays and the straights
And the white and the spades

Everyone has AIDS!
My grandma and my dog 'ol blue (AIDS AIDS AIDS)
The pope has got it and so do you (AIDS AIDS AIDS AIDS AIDS)
C'mon everybody we got quilting to do (AIDS AIDS AIDS AIDS AIDS)
We gotta break down these baricades, everyone has
AIDS! x 20

4:36 PM  
Blogger dn said...

Sweaty boobs. I fucking told your ass.

2:18 AM  
Anonymous bill said...

V - the L-Lo page is, as they say in the MC ads. But I don't feel too safe about contact with her. Can you assure us that we won't catch whatever she's got just by reading her page? Or, you know, from touching a doorknob? I mean 1 in 4 is bad enough with herpes - this could be much worse.

KK - sexist! you're keeping your porn library to yourself? c'mon. share. or at least send me the list. a newly single boy deserves a break, too ;-)

Does anyone know how popular "sweaty boobs" were on google before a certain pair was shown? I think someone we know created a market here.

11:00 AM  

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