Totally Rad Bloggers "VIP ONLY"
Of course I am so stoked for this blogger happy hour thang at Eye Bar this Friday. As you all know, I’ve hit quite a few of these in my day and always have a Bodacious time.
But what will be particularly gnarly about this Friday is that Eye Bar is also hosting another trippendicular party from Retro DC: Fifth Year Anniversary - American Psycho in DC.
It’s like VIP only, and the invite from Mr. G. Gekko reads:
"Fifth Year Anniversary - American Psycho in DC. This is the ONLY high end 80’s Party in Washington (its also the biggest every year). It happens once every year so forget everything you know about 80’s theme parties, this one is all about the over the top decadent “me me me” values. Pinstripes and Trophy wives are de rigueur. Seven Deadly Sins are in effect. Invitation Only and your invited. Guys, get your suits out and ladies get your Manolo’s on. Chanel, Gucci, Bergdorf Goodman, Harry Winston. Its all here. Bring a Motorola brick phone and drink on me!"
So, like, you can totally get fresh some more on the dance floor. Of course it’s VIP only, dude, but since we live in DC, “VIP only” means “access to the Internet.” So take a chill pill and sign up at www.DCretro.com
When you read the invite, you might be all like "Dudette, gag me with a spoon, it’s all mixing metaphors from American Psycho and Wall Street." And then I’d be all "Whatevs dude or dudette, it’s like totally sweet that the next stop on your Friday night Express train to Drunktown is in the same stack of bricks."
So let’s party hardy, man.