Old "Woods" that's an understatement
For those of you who watch Entourage because you're better than everyone else, you probably got a big kick out of James Woods on the Season III premier two weeks ago. James played himself and there was a little funny bit about the boys stealing his tickets to the Aquaman movie.
Okay, what I thought was most funny was his girlfriend--it was silly how hot she was. They had her in this tiny tank top, fakes flying everywhere, it was so funny cause, you know, Woods is so old.
Yeah, I didn't get this memo either. That's his REAL girlfriend, her name is Ashley Madison (of course it is). And, I was all what is that actress maybe 21...how funny that they cast her as that old man's g/f.
Try again--that 20 year old is with that 59 year old. She's his golf buddy's daughter! Woods said he has "known her since she was a little kid!" Eeeeew--ewwww--ewwww. I mean I know he's in the party of family values and everything, but not like value enough to be your granddaughter.
Okay, go on and talk about how cool he is for tapping that ass.