Wednesday, June 21, 2006

Old "Woods" that's an understatement

For those of you who watch Entourage because you're better than everyone else, you probably got a big kick out of James Woods on the Season III premier two weeks ago. James played himself and there was a little funny bit about the boys stealing his tickets to the Aquaman movie.

Okay, what I thought was most funny was his girlfriend--it was silly how hot she was. They had her in this tiny tank top, fakes flying everywhere, it was so funny cause, you know, Woods is so old.

Yeah, I didn't get this memo either. That's his REAL girlfriend, her name is Ashley Madison (of course it is). And, I was all what is that actress maybe 21...how funny that they cast her as that old man's g/f.

Try again--that 20 year old is with that 59 year old. She's his golf buddy's daughter! Woods said he has "known her since she was a little kid!" Eeeeew--ewwww--ewwww. I mean I know he's in the party of family values and everything, but not like value enough to be your granddaughter.

Okay, go on and talk about how cool he is for tapping that ass.


18 Comments:

Blogger Complacent Chase said...

Ewwww is right!
How could his golf buddy friend allow him to date his 20 year old girlfriend?

Seriously.

I usually don't care if someone wants to date someone much younger/older...but dating a woman that you have known since she wore white tights and pigtails...line crossed.

Very pervy...and not in a good way.

4:55 PM  
Blogger Ashburnite said...

ewww...he knew her when she was a little kid???!! That is so disgusting. I wouldn't want to think about hooking up with any of my parent's friends. gross.

6:11 PM  
Anonymous AUA said...

Wow! One third his age. That would be like me screwing an eight year old. (Well, only in terms of the fraction. In terms of actual years, it would be like me screwing a negative-fifteen-year-old.)

6:31 PM  
Blogger O-FACE said...

Geezus people its only love at first *millionaire* sight. I'm sure James Wood gets all the hot beeyatches......But I would do the same Hugh Heffner dam thing too.....

8:06 PM  
Blogger KassyK said...

Agree with Chase 100%...Its not the age thing that is as gross as the fact that he watched her grow up....EWWWWWWWW. (And quite honestly the age thing is pretty gross too)

8:15 AM  
Blogger Virgle Kent said...

ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

HATERS...

stop that, can't an old guy crush in peace? Why is it his fault, how come no one is hating on the 20yr old wrinkly balls licker?

8:41 AM  
Blogger V said...

Yeah, and now I gotta go back and watch the episode. There is a lot more to that jack ass grin than I expected...

8:42 AM  
Blogger RoarSavage said...

YOu pretty much covered the 'Eews' so I won't recapitulate. The only question remains-- is that rock THE rock on her ring finger in the pic? She's not actually MARRYING him, is she??

8:54 AM  
Blogger V said...

VK: I would blame her but she's not old enough to buy a beer so what could she know? More ewwws at the wrinkly balls...

Roar: Nice catch, she probably is just maximizing her few seconds w/ engagement rumors...

9:21 AM  
Blogger Maime said...

It isn't Wood's fault. What old dude wouldn't want to hit that...

What the eff is her deal tho. What 20 year old hot woman wants a piece of old hairy balls... it's just nasty.

10:05 AM  
Blogger Mr. Anthrope said...

Maybe she's good friends with Anna Nicole Smith, taking a lesson from the master.

11:12 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

hey, your previous post got into today's "Blog Log" in the Express. :^)

12:54 PM  
Blogger Bad at Life said...

Oh c'mon. They sound perfect together.

"'It was my birthday yesterday!' she gushed with cheerleader enthusiasm. 'I've never gotten so many presents!'"

If not james woods she'd clearly be with some other non-famous rich guy. I say way to go, James!

1:47 PM  
Blogger V said...

BAL: I am sure it's a match made in stat rape heaven, but I was still just totally shocked. I mean good for him and her cause they both benefit, and I can't knock those symbiotic relationships.

1:52 PM  
Blogger VP of Dior said...

this is worse than michael douglas snagging CZJ. just effin gross.

2:05 PM  
Blogger Heather B. said...

So, he's dating a woman that he knew when she was three years old? Nice.

3:16 PM  
Blogger Phil said...

Not even a Playa would stoop so low. It's not the age...it's the fact that he knew her as a child. That's pretty sick, even for James Woods.

7:06 PM  
Anonymous Sweet said...

Funny I thought the same thing. That she was just pretending to be his girlfriend. That's just nast. Old balls, gross!

9:25 AM  

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