Friday, April 14, 2006

Weekend Round-up: Let me entertain you

Okay, so I kind of overcommitted Jack Serpentine because he has some “case” that he needs to write “arguments” for that will be in “court” to “help people.” Anyway, I’ll post his two cents soon enough. In the meantime…here is your weekend round-up!

Hey, you. Hot girl. Shut the fuck up.

Poor Evangeline Lilly wants us to feel sorry for her because she has been beautiful all her life. It's soooo saaaad.

Kind of like how Michael Jordan hated being able to school everyone in his kiddie pick-up games as a little ballin tyke. But somehow he used that curse for his own gain, and really beat the odds to become a gazillionaire .

If only there was SOME WAY for Ms. Lilly to exploit her hot ass and other tingle inducing marks of beauty for money. But, gosh, you know this world is so damn unfair, even to the most deserving.

In other news, some really smart dude bought 400 Polaroid photos of strippers trying out for dancing jobs at a So. Cal club. They were taken from the late 1960's thru the early 1970's.

Here are a couple of my favorites, but you should check them out.

For ol Virgle Kent as a reminder of your commitment to repopulate the earth with perfect genes.

For DCB: "Mrs. Bush has notched 10 political appearances so far..." --someone has been reading your blogs...

Finally, please get off your ass this weekend and go to the Phillips Collection. Okay, so maybe you didn’t get invited to the party (which, Catciao, you there? Isn’t this dude a friend of yours…I seem to remember a drunk conversation that said as much), but this weekend you want the kind of feel good exhibit that only late 19th century French painters can give you. Oh, and there is some other "masterpiece" painting there by this dude, Renoir.


Blogger Washington Cube said...

Every time I stand in front of that Renoir, my eye glom's onto his use of pure orange. Perhaps it's because of it's scale and size, but that one Renoir makes you feel you are tumbling right into the revelry with them.

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