Guest Blogger Maime: How You Can Celebrate Black History Every Month
V Note: I have asked Maime, one the foremost experts on dating black men, to help out my white girl readers who are inexperienced in the art of dating a black man.
Part I: White Girl Seeks Black Man
Welcome to DC. You may not have known it when you moved here, but this is the black eligible bachelor capitol of America. Time and time again, white women ask, “Where can I find a good black man?” Well, white sisters, here is your invitation to the Afro-centric world… And I am here to confess that you will enjoy the journey to better O’s and more culture.
At this point, you are asking yourself if you really are into black men and if you really want to take that risk. What are the chances he could be a drug dealer or murderer? Pretty slim. And, DC has the best black can bring us! According to Ebony Magazine, DC has the highest concentration of Black college graduates in the nation.
Most black men out there are chubby chasers… that’s right. They love them some BBW. We are talking ass, thighs, and lots o titties.
For those of you who don’t know, BBW, defined in the urban world is:
1. A leading term used by many as Big Beautiful Woman.
2. An empowering alternative and politically correct description for the plus size woman as opposed to the derogatory term of Fat.
3. A woman who is over the so-called weight standards.
4. A cute fat chick. And yes, they do exist right here in DC.
So you got some junk in the trunk and like the idea of sexual chocolate? Well, white sista, let’s talk about where you can find a real man that appreciates your curves and knows how to satisfy.
HBCU-licious--This is the town that houses Howard University. As a Historically Black Colleges and University (HBCU), Howard has both undergraduate students and graduate schools of law, medicine, dentistry and divinity. And let me just tell you how “divine” some of these brothas are. There is a reason Ludacris (who be Pimpin’ all over the world) comes back every year for the Homecoming. Sean Combs (P Diddy) spent four years walking the streets of DC. With a very active student activity committee, there are always great events that white girls are welcomed to attend. Or you can hang out at the Howard Law Library and make sure you are looking your hottest. There is nothing wrong with wearing your favorite intimate, cleavage showing top with a pair of ass tight jeans while looking through the card catalog.
Finding Jesus. The nation’s capital houses some of the most fantastic black churches. And let me tell you, this is where you’re going to find some nice black men in suits. If you want to see the softer side, (or if you want to get your hair pulled, get slapped, or bit by some black BIOTCH with fake hair and fingernails sharper than knives who think you’re workin’ their men), wake up early on Sunday and go get religious. Personally, I find church to be an unnecessary sacrifice for my hot chocolate.
O Z I O. Let me say it again. OZIO. Ozio is one of the best bars to go to in DC if you want the best black man to white girl ratio. Question is: Can you handle 10 black men giving you all that attention… Ozio is a fun cigar bar for happy hour and turns into the best kind of club on Thursday, Friday, and Saturday. Ozio has the men who will cuddle with you, take you to dinner, and drive you home in their Benz. Or if you are just trying to get railed, there are some BBC’s waiting at the door (or in the fourth floor VIP area).
1223. If you are up to the challenge of Ozio, then maybe it’s time to take it down the block to 1223. Wednesday night it is BIG club night there for black men (and women), but the weekends are usually pretty great, too. And, don’t overlook the bouncers. If memory serves correct, there are some fine men working the door, too.
Pearl, A venue, etc. If you are nervous about the idea of going on the hunt, you might want to start small at “traditionally” black clubs. Places like Pearl and A venue have lots of hotties and fun VIP rooms with much less pressure. You can take some girlfriends along (preferably those who are bootilicious) and hang out at the bar. You can expect maybe one or two hotties to buy you a drink, versus the onslaught of balla attention at aforementioned clubs.
Get Involved Locally
There are plenty of good black causes to be around in the DC area. And if you want to do some good and get laid, then here are some ideas for the double hit.
As previously Noted, the hottest ticket around is the Fenty for Mayor Campaign. Adrian Fenty (say his name in a deep, low voice- it turns you on) is the hottest member of the City Council since DC came to have a council. He may be married, but you know there are some hot, successful black men around him who might be a little over worked … looking for a little release. That is where you come in!
Sign up to volunteer or check his public calendar at http://www.fenty06.com/. Or call his office or email him. And remember, he is your representative. He has to talk to you. You just have to be creative in the questions you ask him...
The Honorable Adrian M. FentyWard
1350 Pennsylvania Avenue, N.W., Suite 408
Washington, D.C. 20004
(202) 724-8052 (202) 724-8120 (fax)
Go native. If politics aren’t your style, go to the local neighborhood club to volunteer. Lots of successful black men play sports there or volunteer themselves. Otherwise, try your presence at a black art gallery or museum. Educated black men are always trying to be more cultural. Why shouldn’t you be too?
Or, when all else fails, just put on your most revealing tank top (wear a black bra that shows through) and short shorts. Go running or speed walking down K Street around 5:30pm or U Street during dinner time. And let some of that phat jiggle. Trust, me they really like those big pretty legs.
This is the first of several posts that will help you find your black Soul mate. If you have a question in the meantime, you can e-mail me at firstname.lastname@example.org
And one last tip – don’t forget the Magnum XL’s.