Freckles: Fully Loaded
If for some reason you haven't seen L-Lo's ass, here it is (What you say, panties, no panties?):
What's even sweeter is that bitch flashed it at the Nickel-fuckin-odeon Kids' Choice Awards! Yikes.
God, I love her. Like leave my wife on Christmas morning love her. But seriously. Seriously! That dress is so fugly and you mooned children. And, maybe it's just me, but what’s the point of being anorexic if your wardrobe choice is Pocahontas meets dirty bed skirts?!
New rule, no coke w/ Kate before award shows, okay??!