Your God Doesn’t Care
If you thought those extra prayers for ol gramms would diverge The Lord’s attention away from the final four game long enough to make her ticker keep on keeping on another year, think again.
That’s right. Prayer don’t matter. According to these atheistic bastards.
The study found that patients who knew they were being prayed for suffer a noticeably higher rate of complications, according to the study, which monitored the recovery of 1,800 patients after heart bypass surgery in the US.
Of course, the problem with this study is that the people who think they can pray away their diabetes instead of eating right are the same people probably don’t believe in “scientists” and their liberal ideas based on “research” and some crazy “scientific theory” mumbo-jumbo.
My favorite quote from the article comes from “Dr.” David Stevens, executive director of the Christian Medical and Dental Associations (can I party with those guys?). He said scientists were not “equipped to measure the phenomenon” of prayer. So what does this guy have that the scientists don’t, a prayer-o-meter or super-fantastic-holy-holy-holy-miracle measuring stick?
He then asks: "Do we control God through prayer? Theologians would say absolutely not. God decides sometimes to intervene, and sometimes not."
Yikes! If you thought being rich and white was the only way to tell who God loved the most now it’s old, rich and white. No wonder all the leaders of our country are exactly the same—Jesus loves them the most!