Truly madly deeply stupid
At first I thought he was weird when he did this.
Now, I know he’s bat shit insane because he did this.
I mean SERIOUSLY…whatever happened to a dozen roses or a goddamn tennis bracelet to say I love you? And, what’s worse is that it’s of Torri “I’m only famous because of my daddy/I paid for this horseface damnit and if I wanna look like Skeletor I will” Spelling. Yikes!
How does that conversation even go? “Well honey, since you weren’t totally creeped out when I got those words that sounded real educated plus your name on my forearm, I’m taking it to the next level: With a tattoo of your beautiful horse face. I just love this one picture with your sloppy half fallen side pony tail that reminds me of all the things I have in common with Catherine the Great. We’ll prove our love to the world with painful and unoriginal stupidity!"
Any takers on the over/under on the break-up?