Public Service Announcement: Take the shot
Dear Pretty Girl with nice boobs:
Okay, I know you are really pretty. And the guy talking to you at the bar as we were all standing there was really hot. Not only that, but he bought you a shot. SoCo and lime, sister. That's tasty. So to see you fuss about how "I just don't take shots" was just sad. It wasn't Petron. It wasn't Jim Beam. It was fucking lime with a bite. It's certainly not as bad as that screwdriver you're nursing.
So yeah, it did piss me off that you weren't taking it and fulfilling stereotypes about girls and drinking. And I'm sorry, but after ten minutes of you fussing and fussing, I couldn't take it. So yeah, I took the shot for you, gave you a dirty look and walked away. Sorry, but it was for your own good.