Thursday, July 28, 2005

Oh snap.

Okay, I was all set to do a scorching review of the Top 50 on the Hill, but shit, Dceiver did such a really good job that there is no point.

The lesson learned is that maybe The Hill is overshooting a little with Top 50. Let's just be thanking the Gods of Ugly that we even found 10. Maybe top 50 people you might possibly hook up with after a night of tequila shooters…but sober, yeah, probably not.

But, my favorite: Anna Balishina
With silver eyeliner in her eyes and stringy blonde hair she's the Hill's answer to Mary Kate. Or Ashley. I am curious if she had to get a parental release form signed for this to published?


Blogger Asian Mistress said...

HAHAHA. I still stand that number 3 is HOT and I want to have his baby.

My friend pointed out that the list is very DC-like. Looks snooty. Uptight.

I also pointed out that many were bad dressers and simply not that attractive. There are certainly more attractive people on the Hill. Of course, if JC (aka Washingtonienne) was getting laid...then who knows.

4:56 PM  
Blogger VP of Dior said...

good call on the hideous eyeliner. she looks like an extra from Lizzie Maguire.

7:27 PM  
Blogger Dan said...

Alright. I really do need to get my 527 going and get myself to DC!!!

10:08 PM  
Blogger Dutchess said...

we love going to hill bars for the sole reason its great for the self-esteem. Rarely can you say, huh, I might just be better looking than most of the people in here.

I have a friend on the Hill who has vowed to take her co-workers shopping. They are clueless. I'm proud of her philanthropy... beautifying DC - one fashion victim at a time.

2:18 AM  
Anonymous Sara said...

I do agree that most are atrocious. Though, the lovely lass Jennifer Scarlett on this page:
does look a lot like you, V!

Also, I do agree that number 3 is quite hot and, of course, Barack Obama is one fine looking Senator.

7:43 AM  
Blogger The Senator said...

Seriously good point.

I am very disappointed in this Top 50 hoopla. I mean, I am not impressed at all with their choices.

I guess The Hill is "hurtin'" for hotties. Where were they looking??? In the gutter?

9:54 AM  
Blogger The Boy said...

I think this is the girl that turned me gay.

1:35 PM  
Blogger V said...

What, you wouldn't want to talk to her for hours and hours about her life and thoughts?

AND, the shit you and party girl have been throwin around is funny. Nice work.

1:50 PM  
Anonymous Splash! said...

Ugh! Why is she wearing a turquoise mermaid suit in the picture? I guess nothing goes better with a turquoise mermaid suit than silver eye liner. And, V, that Jennifer Scarlett chick on page 4 of the list really does look like you from what I can tell of the pictures that you posted before. Except, clearly, you hair is much better as the Scarlett chick's looks a bit stringy.

2:38 PM  
Anonymous Raul said...

I think you are definitely correct in your choice Ms. V. I believe Anna is the most interesting and unique look of the litter, and certainly the most international. But, I am somewhat bias since I nominated her and use to be her boyfriend. But, bias and partial judgement aside, you made the right selection (I'm sure most people would agree with you). There needs to be a way to choose the 50 most beautiful people -- are there really any? -- on Capitol Hill and not just resort to the tacit and obvious lobbying.

10:37 PM  
Blogger V said...

Raul: How interesting that you has a "Synergy Alliance" with Anna.

I wonder though, how old is she? She looks very, very young (nice work).

8:56 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

What say you? Anna as a blonde or...well, whatever she is now?

5:04 PM  

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