Worse than a Post-it? Or Fuck that guy!
I am going to celebrate a friend Harley's birthday at Firefly tonight, and in honor of her 25th year, I am going to share what may be one of the rudest things I have ever heard another dude do to a girl.
Harley had been off and on with a guy from her hometown. They used to be serious, but the distance of about 30 states between them changed their status. Harley had been talking to him more lately and things started to heat up. She returned home for a friend's wedding and he was her date. They did it and generally had a nice couple-like time. Then after he doesn't call her like planned, she receives a flurry of text messages that read something to the tune of "you're too political, too emotional, I must stop lying to you, this is too much for me," etc.
So let's recap: He's been acting like he likes her, is happy to sleep with her, but then suddenly does a 180 and dumps her over text message!
Another little fact in this is that after Harley and he got it on, his sister walked in and said "Oh, sorry, Christina." Post-text message Harley finds out that this guy has a girlfriend…yeah, you'll never guess her name.
So fellas do me a friggin favor: You want to sleep with you ex, fine. But can we have an ounce of class and not mislead her into a situation that warrants dumping via text?
Anyway, you've had a rough week so drinks on V tonight, darling because your hot self deserves something much, much better than your loser ex!