Wednesday, May 18, 2005

"The Aristocrats!"

The previous post was fairly boring, but this one may just change your life.

For those who are familiar with "The aristocrats joke" here's some exciting news : they are bringing it to DVD.

For those unfamiliar:
The Aristocrats is a comedian's joke that is supposed to be "the most filthy joke in the world." It's something comedian's tell other comedians on the road that never makes it to the stage. It has to begin and end in the same way, but it's the middle that each comedian makes his or her own.

The setup: The joke must always begin: A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us."

The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute."

The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us."

The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look."

By tradition: the comedian goes on to describe the most offensive series of acts a family could do together (If you know comedian's you know they are fucked up)

The punchline: It must always be something like:
For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?" And the father say, "The Aristocrats!"

For those of you who have a sick sense of humor check out the South Park version

Also there are other version available at Dead-frog.com

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